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最让金融实习生崩溃的20个瞬间

发布时间：2016-07-01   来源：未知
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你知道你是一名金融实习生，当……
 
1、You motivate yourself to get out of bed with the mantra“first in,last out.”
 
“当你经常要早起，并用“first in，last out”来激励自己”
 
2、And you find it hilarious*when your friends complain about their 9 a.m.jobs.
 
“当你朋友抱怨要九点上班，你觉得搞笑的时候”
 
*Infuriating.Ridiculous.Inexcusable.Inexplicable.Really just fucking absurd.
 
3、You’ve timed your commute down to the last second so you know exactly which subway car to get in.
 
“当你能准确知道下一个到站的是哪辆车、几点到的时候”
 
4、Because riding the infernal NYC subway in the summertime IN A SUIT is your version of hell.
 
“当你发现大夏天穿着正装坐地铁才是你的日常的时候”
 
5、For most people,whiskey is an acquired taste.For you,it’s a required taste.
 
“当你发现，对于大多数人来说，喝威士忌是一个慢慢学会的技能，而对你却变成了必须的技能”
 
6、And“golf”is just another word for“networking.”
 
“当“打高尔夫”变成了“networking”的代名词”
 
7、You’ve mastered the art of the seven-minute bathroom nap…
 
“当你成功掌握如何用上厕所时间小睡一会儿”
 
8、But even then,you dream fitfully about mislabeling Excel sheets and subsequently getting fired.
 
即使那样，你断断续续的幻想着把Excel单元格贴错标签然后被开除
 
9、You can’t remember the last time you paid for your own dinner.
 
“当你不记得上次吃饭自己付钱是什么时候”
 
This is you at 8pm everyday.
 
10、And you know exactly what you can get for$25 from every restaurant in a 2-mile radius.
 
“当你知道用25美元能在附近的餐馆里点什么菜的时候”
 
Even though you’ve never actually been to any of them.
 
Seriously,company-expensed Seamless.com meals have you bursting at the seams.
 
Speaking of seams,you look super fly 24/7.
 
11、And,obviously,“Suit&Tie”is your summer anthem.
 
显然，“西装和领带”是你夏天的歌。
 
The trading floor,of course.
 
12、You’re the only one of your friends who carries around a Blackberry。
 
“当你变成朋友中，**一个用黑莓的人的时候”
 
(In addition to your black caseless iPhone 5.)
 
13、And,although your every move is dictated by that blinking red light…
 
“当你发现你的行动，被手机上的提示灯所操纵”
 
It feels pretty badass to be a two-phones kinda kid.
 
14、Speaking of phones,you’ve gotten pretty used to this:
 
“当你发现手机屏幕上总是这样…”
 
Because:
 
“因为…”
 
你会忙到没事时间告诉他人你很忙
 
15、And,as a result,all your friends,family,and romantic prospects are acting kinda like this:
 
因此你所有朋友家人和有趣的探索勘测都会像这样：
 
16、Which is OK because you’re in an intense,exclusive,long-term relationship with your job.
 
这是好的，你很热爱你的工作所以没关系
 
17、When your friends leave work at 6 p.m.,you’re just about finishing up the first half of your workday.
 
“当你的朋友6点下班，你却觉得一天终于过去了一半的时候”
 
18、And when you leave work at midnight,you’re thrilled to be getting out“early.”
 
当你在午夜离开工作，由于能尽早下班”你很亢奋“。
 
19、You wish you could tell that company-expensed car service to drop you literally to your bed.
 
“当你希望送你回家的车，能直达到你床上的时候”
 
20、Because reading this list just took up all five minutes of free time you had today.
 
“当你读完这个post，默默放下手机继续干活的时候”
 
But at the end of the day,you go harder than anyone else you know.
 
但当一天已经结束，你比任何人都要努力，你知道。
 
So take one quick second to pat yourself on the back.
 
所以你要花一秒的速度去拍拍自己的背。
 
Now get back to work,buddy.The financial sector isn’t gonna run itself.
 
现在回去工作，哥们。金融业不会自行运行。
 
来源：财金阅读

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